Bob and Kate were on the swing swinging.

Suddenly Bibs came around and asked if he can swing with Kate.

Bob said <no stfu!!>

Bib got angry and kicked Bob off the swing. Bob was dead

HEADSHOT!

Kate started to cry

MUHAHA

Bibs said that now he can swing with Kate That was enough for Kate her mother was obscening them and ran out  with the Nudelholz in her hand. She stepped on Bob because she didn´t see him under her high Absätze.

Poor Bob

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Das nächste ist ein Teil aus meiner Englischklausur have fun

*bla bla sülz sülz kack kack*

But sometimes you have to show politeness altough you don´t like the person next to you, maybe the person is important or your boss.
Remember: Don´t say " I hate you you muddy pig" or " You are a stupid ass" to your boss( I´m sorry about my choice of words but that´s an important point!) because you would be fired.

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Bob used to be happy to be there

would have phoned would phoned

if tigers would was